Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

The Public Health Authority was in Crossmaglen today as rumours of a Coronavirus outbreak was reported but after a quick look around the village it was quickly realised that all the locals looked sick and unwell.

Coronavirus (COVID-19) is a respiratory illness caused by a new virus. Symptoms range from a mild cough to pneumonia.

One Public Health official told us:

“We were very concerned when we heard that there was a possible outbreak of Coronavirus in the village of Crossmaglen so we immediately went there to cordon off the area and get help to possible victims.

However, when we go there we quickly realised everyone in the area looked the same. They all looked like empty vessels of human tissue; they actually looked more like zombies than humans. We realised it was just a Crossmaglen thing and we quickly left and left them alone.”

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