Sinn Féin’s Conor Murphy Voted ‘Happiest Politician In Ireland’


Sinn Fein MLA Conor Murphy has been voted as the ‘Happiest Politician in Ireland’ it has been revealed.

The poll carried out by political blog Slugger O’Toole rates Murphy’s smile and glowingly warm disposition as the main factors behind his award.

A spokesman for the Slugger O’Toole website told Newry Spud:

“We had to go for Conor, you very rarely ever see the man without a smile on his face, he glows happiness really.”

We went to Camlough to speak with Mr Murphy but he slammed the door on us and told us to ‘fuck off’ however we can reveal, he said it all with a big, warm, glowing smile.