Sun. Nov 29th, 2020


Madden’s pub on Mill Street is ‘the place to be’ tonight. Especially if you’re over 70, drunk and don’t like Proper No. Twelve Whiskey from the Irish fighting sensation Conor McGregor.

After hitting an old man in the jaw for refusing his whiskey in a small pub in Dublin McGregor will be taking on ‘any fucker’ in Madden’s from 9pm.

The Dubliner told Newry Spud:

“I am getting a load of shit for hitting that old man in the pub but nobody turns down a free Proper No 12 from me. I heard you Newry men are tough guys so it is first come first served from 9pm in Madden’s tonight.

I’ve already paid the NHS several thousands for the much needed visits to the Daisy Hill Hospital that will be needed when I’m finished boxing the heads of you lot. After Madden’s I’m going to the Ardmaine Care Home to give out beatings.”

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