Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

The successful Channel 4 TV Show ‘Come Dine With Me’ were in Newry today to film an episode of the show we can reveal.

Unfortunately because of the absolute saturation of fast-food shops in the city the show descended into 4 people from Newry just buying their favourite take aways.

The show’s producers where so disgusted that they are unsure if they will air the episode as it is only four chubsters ringing Friar Tuck’s, La Dolce Vita, Ka’s Chinese and Spice of India.

Of course the winner was the legend who called Friar Tuck’s and got the rest of her guests a Super Chip with Chicken Burger, Coleslaw more Coleslaw on Coleslaw and a Strawberry Milkshake.

A Channel 4 spokeswoman told Newry Spud:

“We thought giving the high amount of food outlets in the area that Newry city would have knowledgeable and experienced home chefs. Fuck how wrong we were. We have to call the Newry episode ‘Come Take Out With Me’.

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