Thu. Jan 28th, 2021



Workers at Haldane Fisher’s have said they will boycott tomorrow’s Christmas dinner if the turkey is cold like last year they have said.

Chief employee spokesman Colly Johnston who had to microwave 47 turkey dinners last year has hit out at the company for their less than festive meals.

But an irate spokesman for Haldane Fisher Gary Cranney told us:

“I’m currently investigating claims of cold turkey within the staff Christmas dinners. I can assure you that if this is the case I will bring it to the attention of those at the top. This has been a real cluster pluck, there’s really no fowl play here.”

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