Tue. Dec 1st, 2020





Newry night spot Cobbles has decided to change their admissions policy we can reveal.

The club where most go because well, there’s not much happening in Newry is notoriously known for their bouncers with serious God Complex issues will now introduce a ‘Ninja Warrior’ type assault course along the mall to see if you can get in.

Club manager Donal Downey told Newry Spud:


“We understand that some folks who get refused entry to our club because of our over eager bouncers should deserve a chance to show they should get in. So we have built a 700 metre long ‘Ninja Warrior’ course along Newry canal so we can watch them fall into the canal and shit then refuse them entry anyway.”



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