The Marine Tavern, Club Cherri ladies toilets are thought to have been occupied by a drift of pigs after last night we can confirm.
The toilets are said to be left in a condition that even pigs and farm animals in general would turn their nose up at.
We spoke to a Club Cherri cleaner who told us:
“There must have been pigs in here last night. All I found was piss all over the toilet seat, floor and shite spread like a muck spreader all over the shop. A fanny pad floating in the bog. There’s no way ‘ladies’ would do such an act. Is there?”