Tue. Jan 19th, 2021


The loser in the US Presidential election race Hilary Clinton has said she is moving to Barcroft for a ‘quiet and reflective retirement’ we can reveal.

Mrs Clinton lost out to the new President Elect of the USA Donald Trump last night after a bitter battle that lasted 18 months.

Newry Spud’s American correspondent Maurice Piper spoke with Mrs Clinton and she told us:

“It’s time now for me and Bill to retire from public life. Only months ago we bought a beautiful two bedroom house in the Barcroft estate in Newry, we heard so many great things about Ireland and with Bill’s work in the Northern Ireland peace process we thought it would be an idyllic place to retire gracefully.

In fact Bill has joined St Catherine’s band as a saxophonist and I have signed up for fitness lessons with Ronan McKevitt in Newry Sports Centre as I think I am the only person in Newry now that can afford his disgraceful £37 an hour fee.”

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