Wed. Nov 25th, 2020


The former Taoiseach of Amsterdam, Emmet Crossan of CISTA has brokered a deal that will see a Marijuana growing plantation built at the Albert Basin site instead of a park we can reveal.

While Sinn Fein and SDLP councillors were stuffing their faces with Gregg’s chicken bakes, Crossan found ancient legislation from 1066 which granted the growing of marijuana in Newry.

Newry Spud spoke to Emmet Crossan from his Tree House who told us:

‘This is a day I’ll never forget man, which is ironic man cause I’m absolutely stoned every day of the week man. Awesome man.”

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