Sun. Jan 17th, 2021


A shitty club in Newry has decided to ban all fucking swearing in its bar.

The Catholic Working Men’s Club on Hill Street, has also decided to ban drinking and sitting down.

Chairman Gerard Hughes told Newry Spud:

“We’ve decided that some of the language in the bar is ‘colourful’ at the best of times. We have women drinking in this bar and sometimes underage drinkers and we feel that it’s not a good example for them. We have therefore come to the decision to ban both swearing and drinking in the bar.”

But regular punter, Ciaran McDermott told Newry Spud:

“I’m fucking furious to be honest. I was thinking of not going there any more anyway because the pints are pure shite. So it’s the Armagh Down for me, a step up in class really.”

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