A Newry man is a little suspicious of what’s in the COVID 19 vaccine, given the short time frame it’s been created in we can reveal.
Cathal McFingerBang a 29 year-old from Ballybot will not be getting the vaccine when called to do so even though he is well known to buy cocaine from strangers in local pub toilets.
A worried Cathal told us:
“I don’t trust this vaccine bai. God only knows what to fuck is in it. Fair enough I sniff a lock of grams of coke every weekend that probably contains rat poison and shit but like this vaccine seems to be even a stretch too far for my liking.”