Sun. Feb 28th, 2021
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A Newry man is a little suspicious of what’s in the COVID 19 vaccine, given the short time frame it’s been created in we can reveal.

Cathal McFingerBang a 29 year-old from Ballybot will not be getting the vaccine when called to do so even though he is well known to buy cocaine from strangers in local pub toilets.

A worried Cathal told us:

“I don’t trust this vaccine bai. God only knows what to fuck is in it. Fair enough I sniff a lock of grams of coke every weekend that probably contains rat poison and shit but like this vaccine seems to be even a stretch too far for my liking.”

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