Sat. Feb 27th, 2021
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The Carnagat Community Association has launched their first booklet today to be distributed to their community entitled ‘How To Do The Double & Get Away With It’.

The 46 page document is an intense guide to the nuances involved in signing on and working including tips such as ‘getting a friend to sign for you’ and ‘wash any work debris from your clothes or hands before signing on.’

Carnagat Community Association spokesman Poppa Fearon told Newry Spud:

“We are always looking at ways to keep our community on top of the economical situation. Working and signing on is a perfect little way to earn a lock of quid for doing fuck all. We’re also showing people how to get PIP formerly the DLA.”

**Poppa will be in Waterstones from 9am to 2pm signing copies of the booklet this Saturday.**

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