Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021


Camlough cycling club have been accepted as a recognised team for the 2017 Tour de France it has been revealed.

The small rural cyclists who at best struggle to cycle from Camlough to Bessbrook unbelievably got accepted as a major team in the world’s most premier cycling contest.

Mike Mathers the self-appointed leader of the geriatric cyclists told Newry Spud:

“I have absolutely no idea how to fuck this has happened. One of our lead cyclists Packie McGuinness needs to have a burger stop every 2 miles and oxygen every 20 minutes. It’s crazy. We might get Paul Garvey on our team as he even shaves his head to get extra seconds off his times, now that’s dedication.”

A Tour de France spokesman told Newry Spud:

“Where or who to fuck is Camlough?

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