Sun. Nov 29th, 2020


Local community leaders in Camlough along with the PSNI have called for calm after a recent fallout over a dart player we can sadly report.

Sean ‘Bullseye’ Doyle from the village has opted to join Carrickcruppen darts team leaving behind a stunned and shell-shocked Trainor’s team.

One insider Gavin Kane who asked not to be identified told Newry Spud:

“It’s hard to believe the depths of betrayal here. Trout and the rest of the Trainor’s bar team have nurtured Sean’s talent and made him into the below average player he is today. Cruppen can have him and shove him up their holes.”

Meanwhile Carrickcruppen spokesman and third best player Alan McArdle told us:

“While we accept Sean into our ranks he’s not going to cut the cheese at this level unfortunately. But he will do rightly to carry my darts to and from games.”

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