A cage fight between two of Newry’s best clothes retailers has been announced for the end of February in the Canal Court we can reveal.
Paul ‘9 Iron’ McCartan has challenged his nemesis Gary ‘Curly Wonder’ Boyd to a full contact no rules cage fight to settle old scores and to see who the best sales man in the city is.
Paul told Newry Spud:
“I’m obviously a better athlete; I was born an athlete I suppose. Gary has been doing a lot of slabbering about how expensive we are compared to them. I’m gonna put my fist in his big curly head.”
We spoke to Gary also who told us:
“I wouldn’t listen to thon lawwd. He’s a bit of a wally. I accept the fight. Before the first round is over I’ll have sold Paul my gloves, shoes, shorts and socks.”