A Burren resident has said he is suing Burren because he has to live, well, in Burren we can reveal.

The man who was born and reared in Burren said he has had enough and that it ‘was time’ he made a stand.

He told us:

“I was obviously cursed by the fact my family are living in Burren for many generations but that doesn’t mean that my young family and I need to be stigmatized because we live in Burren.

I’m taking the landmark case against Burren and hope that if successful it will be renamed and that the idiots that live in it will be shipped out to some island off the coast of Scotland or something.  Even if they could make us a part of Kilkoo and the Point or something.”