Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021

A giant sinkhole has sucked in Burren we can reveal.

The natural phenomena that can devastate areas happened 3 weeks ago but has only been noticed by the outside world today.

A Newry man who needed to go to Mayobridge on business found the massive hole and saw that Burren had disappeared and called the PSNI.

A PSNI spokesman told Newry Spud:

“Geologists have confirmed that the village formerly known as Burren has been sucked into the belly of the earth approximately 3 weeks ago. We are not surprised that this has gone unnoticed for so long as one would generally not go near it unless you absolutely had to.”

Obviously, nobody from Burren was available for comment.

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