Burren Bought By Saudi King To Blow It To Fucking Smithereens

A Saudi King has said he will buy Burren and blow it to fuck we can reveal.

King Hussain Bin Laden a philanthropist who has helped humanity with billions of pounds worth of donations aid this will be his biggest act of charity yet.


King Hussain told Newry Spud:

“I heard about Burren. It really is a sad and horrible blight not just on Ireland but on humanity as a whole. I have negotiated a price with the Newry, Mourne & Down District Council to buy it outright.

When the Covid-19 restrictions are eased within the island of Ireland we will have a party and people are welcome to watch (from a 20 mile distance) as we blow the fucking little shit hole to smithereens.”