There is a chronic shortage of broomsticks in the Newry district with all of the regions women getting ready for Halloween we can confirm.
Even though 99% of Newry women are witches every day of the year Halloween is the only day they can express their true selves without breaking cover.
We spoke with one Witch Samantha Stephens who told us:
“Halloween is a great time of the year for us real witches baah. We can fly around on our broomsticks and be real fuckers lol. I actually can’t wait.”