Sat. Nov 28th, 2020


Boyle’s Bingo Hall in Newry has become the first in Ireland to withdraw the number 69 ball after some of their lady clients became ‘over excited’ we can reveal.

The number 69 traditionally known as a favoured sex positon has overwhelmed some older ladies at the Bingo Hall who made the floors ‘soaked’ after the number was repeatedly called out last week.

A Boyle’s Bingo spokesman told us:

“It became apparent that the number 69 ball had to be withdrawn after a number of grannies kept getting too excited when the number was called out. It’s a shame really as it’s the closest thing that a lot of them get to the said number but we’re out a fortune running to Country Carpets.”

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