Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


A young Camlough man was rushed to Daisy Hill Hospital this morning for emergency surgery it has been revealed.

The victim who cannot be named for legal reasons but is believed to be a 16 year old male needed surgery to remove his ridiculously tight fitting O’Neill’s leggings that he has been wearing for 3 months solid.

Newry Spud spoke to the surgeon who performed the operation:

“Thankfully the patient is now in recovery but for a while it was touch and go as to whether he would keep his testicles due to lack of blood flow.

We managed to keep his scrotum and he should go on to live a full and heathy life but this should send out a message to others wearing these ridiculous looking leggings that excessive wear will result in either serious medical complications or death.”

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