Fri. Nov 27th, 2020

Boy George

Local Free Baptists say they will picket Bessbrook Primary School if popular Boy George impersonator Hash Larry appears in this year’s school Nativity play.

“Boy George is a cheeky homosexual pop star who wears lipstick and takes it up the pipe,” an angry Pastor Clarence Morton told reporters yesterday. “If he is glorified before our children, it will make Jesus cry.”

When asked why his church is so obsessed with gay people, Pastor Morton added “As Free Baptists, we feel a special responsibility for Northern Ireland’s arseholes.”

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