Sun. Nov 29th, 2020


British Prime Minister Boris Johnson will be in Crossmaglen tonight as part of a speaking tour on BREXIT and what it means to the locals.

Johnson will be speaking in the local pub Ma Kearney’s to the local drinkers immediately after the All Ireland final.

Mr Johnson told us:

“I have been reliably informed that the people of Crossmaglen have a strong love and affection for Englishmen. So I ordered my BREXIT team to book me into Ma Kearney’s that I have been told is a hotbed of intellectuals and political masterminds. Hopefully they will listen to me intently and help us get BRXIT done.”

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