British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is a ‘real fighter’ a nurse standing over him with a pillow has said.

The nurse 28 year-old Laura Nightingale from London had to be taken off the Prime Minister’s care team after being caught several times trying to suffocate him.

Laura told Newry Spud:


“Fuck he’s a fighter without any doubt. I had the pillow over his face for a long time but he kept getting his head out from under it.

I’m not the only nurse that has tried to do the bastard in. He did after all vote down a pay increase for us. So, long runs the fox that catches the hare.”