Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


The world of international athletics has been rocked today with rumours that two former greats are to join Newry City Runners.

Newry City Runners (NCR) best known not for their prowess in the field of athletics but for their swinging parties and gang bangs are said to be excited with the news that Usain Bolt and Mo Farah are to join their ‘exclusive’ club.

Spokeswoman for NCR Maureen ‘Mo’ O’Hare told Newry Spud:

“To say all the girls are excited about the news these two world class athletes are to join our club would be an understatement. I’ve already called first dibs on Usain lol.”

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