Tue. Dec 1st, 2020


A blind taste test of all local ice-cream outlets has come up with one result that we can share with the people of Newry….Timoney’s is still fucking claah baah.

The family favourite in Canal Street while not as flamboyant as competitors such as Nugelato the ice-cream is just a good solid tasty treat.

One local blind taster said:

“Look baah, let’s be honest. Timoney’s is like always having your sweet innocent wife to go home to. Yes a Nuggy Pot here and there is ok, but having one of them feels like you’re cheating on your wife or something.”

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