Sat. Dec 5th, 2020



The office of the former US President Bill Clinton has said he will be making a personal appearance in Bellini’s tonight we can reveal.

The former President is in Ireland after attending Martin McGuinness’s funeral yesterday and is said to be very keen to meet the Newry women he has said.

We spoke with Mr Clinton from the Canal Court today and he told us:

“I have often been told that Newry women are very ‘welcoming’ and ‘open’ so I can’t wait to meet them. Apparently this Bellini’s place does some very dubious cocktails so I have already sent my aides to put ‘something extra’ in the young ladies drinks tonight, if you know what I mean LOL.”

It is thought before hitting the town tonight Clinton will have a sit down meal with local political representatives in Friar Tuck’s.

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