‘Big Green Yoke’ Not UFO, It Is The Town Hall Claim PSNI


Newry PSNI and The Fire Service have asked local media to make clear that the ‘Big Green yoke’ people are calling them about is not in fact a UFO but the Town Hall lit up in green for the St Patrick’s Day celebrations.

The plea comes after the emergency services have received 100’s of calls from concerned residents afraid that the city was being invaded by outer space aliens.

PSNI spokesman Ken Casey told Newry Spud:

“We appreciate the vigilance of the community but this is clearly not a UFO, it is the same building that has stood in the same spot for decades, how thick or the people from this fucking city.”