There was panic and widespread worry tonight as a ‘Big Blue’ flash of light illuminated the skies over Newry.
Newry Spud can now reveal that it was Derrybeg ISIS leader ‘Jihadi Paddy’ testing their new nuclear warhead.
In a statement released exclusively to Newry Spud Newry ISIS said:
“We have successfully launched our first nuclear warhead from Jennings Park. It will explode over Warrenpoint and land in the sea without causing any injuries. This was only a test and we apologise for any inconvenience caused to the people of the greater Newry area. Allah Akbar.”