Bessbrook is to be turned into a gigantic sewage outflow for the village of Camlough we can reveal.
Work has begun on making the entire village into a sewer and Bessbrook residents have been asked to keep their front and back doors open to allow the sewage to flow through freely.
A Council spokesman told Newry Spud:
“When people think of Bessbrook they already feel waves of nausea and disgust. So building the Camlough sewer line on top of it just felt right.”
One local Bessbrook resident told Newry Spud:
“I’m not surprised; Camlough residents feel they shit on Bessbrook people anyway so to have the official sewage line on top of us in reality is just something we always expected would happen sooner or later I suppose.”