Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020


A Bessbrook man has reached his 60th birthday on Saturday and has been voted ‘Ireland’s sexiest old man’ we can reveal.

Damien ‘Dee’ Beattie a Shane O’Neill’s fanatic from Bessbrook spoke about his pride and joy at his award from his unusually high pedestal and told Newry Spud:

“When I got the call that I was voted Irelands sexist old man I wasn’t surprised giving my obvious good looks and humour. I thought it was a joke or a cruel piss-take from my old nemesis Lianne ‘one sausage’ McCooey but it appears to be genuine.”

Mr Beattie will celebrate his 60th birthday with a disco and party in his beloved Shane O’Neill’s club house this Saturday.

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