Bessbrook Man With Sports Car Collection Says ‘I Actually Have An Average Sized Penis’

Newry, South Armagh


A Bessbrook business man with a sports car collection has denied he has a small penis we can reveal.

Colin Toner of CCF Clearance in Loughbrook Industrial Estate  said he is ‘sick, sore & tired’ of the constant jokes and jibes about his manhood because he drives a collection of fast sports cars.

Colly told Newry Spud:

“I’m sick of the constant jibes about my manhood. I bought buy fast cars because they are fast and reliable.

Why all of a sudden is it because I own a few cars everyone says I’m compensating for having a small penis? I will have you all know I’m well above average with a 2 inch machine.”