Thu. Feb 25th, 2021
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There was shock in the small inbred village of Bessbrook today when a local bought an item in Moorehead’s clothing shop without putting it ‘in the book’ we can reveal.

The small village shop that has seen thousands of Bessbrook children and 4 generations clothed by paying weekly instalments in ‘the book’ came to a standstill when a customer came in and paid full in cash.

One onlooker told Newry Spud:

“In all my 27 years shopping in Moorehead’s this is the first time I’ve witnessed anyone pay full cash price on the day workout putting it in their ‘magic book’, in fact I saw 2 unfortunate ladies faint with shock.”

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