A well known Bessbrook fuck-boy has been named as the new face of the world famous dating website Plenty Of Fish we can reveal.
The 28 year-old horn ball from the Millvale Road in the ‘model village’ is now considered the most eligible bachelor in Ireland.
We spoke with the deluded creep and he told us:
“I’m well regarded as the best looking man in Bessbrook (except David ‘Eggy’ Edgar) but I’m now a full time employee of POF.COM.
On a more serious note. I’m genuinely looking for a lady who’s age is under 60 big droopy diddies and loves the ride…LOL”