Bernish Viewpoint Awarded Trip Advisor Excellence Award For ‘Dogging’


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The Bernish Viewpoint has been awarded a Trip Advisor Certificate of Excellence, for services to dogging.

This national award is the first for any dogging site in Ireland and puts Newry firmly at the top of the league as a destination for doggers.

Newry Spud interviewed some doggers last night, after their fun in the car park.

Louise Itchyfanny from Damolly said:

“This is my first time at the Bernish and it’s so welcoming. Nice clientele and nice cars. No old Ford Fiestas here. I only go for the Audis and BMWs.

Newry is to be commended in taking the lead for doggers and it will bring in more visitors and this Trip Advisor Award is well deserved.”

Peader O’Toole from Warrenpoint said:

“Warrenpoint has nothing like this facility. This is SO upmarket and I will be telling all my dogging pals. Newry really is leading the way in fucking outdoors.”

Newry Spud tried to contact the Government’s Minister for Infrastructure Sinn Fein’s Chris Hazzard, but he was unable to make contact. Apparently the Minister was visiting the Bernish Viewpoint for a business meeting.