Sun. Nov 29th, 2020


A Barcroft woman has been admitted to Daisy Hill Hospital after finding out her 16 year old son doesn’t drink, smoke or take gear.

The shocked woman who is described as being in a ‘serious but stable’ condition fell with a suspected stroke when she found out her son was a ‘weirdo’.

The woman’s husband told Newry Spud:

“We found out that our total loser of a son doesn’t drink, smoke or take class A drugs. As you can imagine for his mother it was a serious shock to the system.

The little fucker is such a disgrace to our family. Why can’t he be like the rest of the young ones around this area? Now the little creep is upstairs doing fucking homework. I’m ashamed of him.”

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