Barcroft Woman Buys Bongo Drums To Be Loudest At NHS Clap Tomorrow

A Barcroft woman has bought a set of African Bongo Drums to be the ‘loudest and best’ clapper for the NHS tomorrow at 8p we can reveal.

The woman who is a very competitive sort bought the expensive African drum on eBay to ‘beat them bastards’ next door.

The woman told us:

“That oul bastard and her husband next door have been louder than us this past lock of weeks. Fuck that, I’m not letting her beat us tomorrow.

At 8pm on the dot I will be out in the garden playing the African Bongo Drum as loud as fuck.”