Barcroft Lad With Gonorrhea & Chlamydia Not Too Worried About Coronavirus

A Barcroft lad that has been living with chlamydia, genital warts and gonorrhoea has said today that he ‘isn’t too concerned’ about coronavirus we can report.

Even though the young man has no immunity to the virus and could be at severe risk he has decided not to give a shite.

The man Lee Kelly who asked not to be named told us:

“Look I’ve had crabs since my days going to Caesars disco and that hasn’t stopped me iving my bet life. Fair enough chlamydia came along and I beat it too, the genital wart thing, that comes and goes so I can live with it. Do you really think I’m gonna give a flying fuck about a virus named after a Mexican beer? Fuck that for a game of darts baah.”