A local man was responsible for the Bali ‘volcanic eruption’ we can sensationally reveal.
Bali’s Mount Agung appeared to onlookers to have erupted causing thousands of people to flee for safety. But it was only local cannabis campaigner Emmet Crossan visiting Bali ‘sparking up a few joints.’
We spoke with Emmet from his tree house in the remote wilderness of Armagh and he told us:
“I apologise to anyone scared by my actions. I was over in Bali sourcing some mad ass seeds to grow man. I sparked up some joints to relax man, next thing man, there’s an international crisis man. Still, that was some good shit over there man. Totally radical dude, man.”