Newry’s Around A Pound “Worse Place On Earth”
A United Nations survey has declared Newry’s Around A Pound store “The worse place on Earth”, heading off strong competition…
Pig farmers demand compensation for rise of Islam.
The Northern Ireland Farmers Union has expressed its members’ concerns about the conflict in Syria and the rise of ISIS. …
Mourneview woman has a child, you know, Court hears.
Newry Magistrates Court has dropped a shoplifting charge against Mourneview woman McKennzie Fitzpatrick (19) after she delivered a moving appeal…
Frazer demands further proof that God exists.
Renegade ‘Victim’s campaigner’ Willie Frazer has shocked fellow flag protesters and colleagues by denouncing Christianity. “I have read The Bible…
Queen in border incursion furor.
The Irish Government has complained ‘at the highest level’ following an alleged border incursion by Her Majesty the Queen last…
Warrenpoint Wind Farm proposal scrapped.
Warrenpoint residents are celebrating tonight after planners refused permission for an offshore wind-farm. Instead, the Assembly has asked American company…
BREAKING: Christmas in Newry CANCELED due to Council’s bizarre spending.
It seems the poor people of Newry will be without any Christmas cheer this year as there seems to be…
ISIS to pay off student loans for Irish fighters.
The Islamic State (ISIS) is offering to pay 100% of student college debt in return for joining their army. The…
Big TV To Show ISIS Beheadings Live
Newry’s controversial big screen will be broadcasting live beheadings it has emerged. Speaking ahead of the upcoming protest of the…
Frazer Claims Conor McGregor has IRA links.
Self-styled victims campaigner Willie Frazer has sensationally claimed that Conor McGregor who won the UFC featherweight championship belt by beating…