Asher’s Bakery has announced that they will open a new shop on Monaghan Street after they bought the retail unit that was used by the Newry Rainbow Community we can reveal.

The retail unit on Monaghan Street beside Iceland was bought by the General Manager of Asher’s Daniel McArthur in what Asher’s say was a ‘pure coincidence’ leaving the Newry Rainbow Community without a space to meet.


Newry Spud spoke to Mr McArthur and he told us:

“I had no real intention of coming to Newry but the Lord told me last week to buy the retail space beside Iceland, I had no idea it was used by the homosexual deviants of Newry. We will be selling nice juicy, thick, sausage rolls and big, throbbing, cream filled buns.”