Armagh Manager Calls In Rapper Jay-Z For Laois Replay

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After the substitute debacle in the first game, Armagh has been awarded a second bite of the cherry against Laois in the All Ireland qualifiers.

However Armagh manager and demigod Kieran McGeeney has a secret weapon up his sleeve in the guise of American billionaire rapper and record label mogul Jay-Z.




The replay on the 2nd of July will see Jay-Z real name Shawn Carter or as he will now be known Seán Mac Artáir start for Armagh in the full forward position.

Jay-Z spoke to Newry Spud from Armagh’s Athletic Grounds where he was having a secret meeting with the Armagh County Board, he told us:

“Yo, when Kieran gave me the call I had his back, know what I’m saying? I played for the New York Gaelic team up until under 21 level when I had to give it up due to recording and touring commitments but I can’t wait to get stuck into these Lois muth fuckas, fo sho yo.”