A Newry woman who is totally opposed to having her children vaccinated seeks comfort in the fact by counting her children’s age in dog years.
The 29 year-old woman who is certain those doctors and health professionals are just part of a massive conspiracy to poison children.
We spoke with the deluded bastard from her Armagh Road home, Roisin Hairy-Armpits told us:
“Do you really think I’m going to trust the opinion of someone who studied for over a decade and holds a degree in medicine? No fucking way. I only trust articles online.
If I am wrong and something terrible were to happen I seek some kind of comfort in the way I count my children’s ages. I use dog years, so I add six years to every one of ours. It puts my mind at rest.”