Another crazy bastard from Newry has bought an engagement ring for Christmas we can reveal.
The 24 year-old naive fuckwit was seen leaving Jack Murphy’s jewellers on Hill Street with a grin from ear to ear.
We spoke with the mad bastard who told Newry Spud:
“Ach I love my woman, we’ve been together now 4 months and I know its love lak. I can already see all the Facebook likes we’ll get when we post the obligatory picture of the ring on her fat finger. Cant wait baah.”