Ann Summers Now ‘Essential Shop’ After Frustrated Women Protest

Ann Summers in Newry’s Buttercrane is to open after being listed as an ‘essential front line service’ we can reveal.

The news comes after hundreds of frustrated women complained to the Stormont Executive about not being able to buy new sex toys.

One woman told us:

“We need new dildos now, not next week, not in two weeks, NOW! It’s the only bit of personal pleasure I’m able to get at the moment and if they take that away from me then I don’t know what I’ll do.”