Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

A ‘prehistoric’ civilisation has been discovered this morning in south Down scientists have claimed.

The new subhuman species are said to be in the townland of Derryleckagh and are said to be ‘most primitive’ and ‘dangerous’ according to stunned and shocked anthropologists.

The chief scientist told Newry Spud:

“We’ve never really saw this type of sub humanoid before. While they seem to be able to communicate with subtle and ancient language we are stunned to see some of them even driving cars and seemingly living a normal life. One of them who described himself as their ‘tribal leader’ called himself Paddy Keenan, he told us this by banging two rocks together off his head.”

The Discovery Channel is set to send their own team to the south Down district of Derryleckagh to carry out further studies of the new species found.

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