Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


There were amazing scenes earlier today in Newry as car and environmental enthusiasts flocked to the Canal Court in Newry when some saw an actual Electric Car Charging in one of the designated EV charging bays.

One of the EV enthusiasts, Stanley Treehugger said:

“The Electric Vehicle parking spaces in Newry are normally the preferred parking space of ignorant cunts in their big 4 x 4’s or the stuck up Newry elite in German Sports cars with fake Disabled Parking Badges, so it is a very rare sight indeed to see the designated Electric Vehicle Spaces actually being used by an Electric Car.”

The Owner of the Electric Vehicle, Leonardo DiCaprio told Newry Spud:

“I am often in Newry on business for filming when I am over from the US, so I like to bring my Electric Car to Newry when I am over staying at my holiday home in Drumalane, but I can never get in parked in the Electric Vehicle Charge points around the town.

The last time I was in Newry two Porsche Caynnes with Disabled Badges where parked in the Hill Street electric vehicle charging spaces and it wasn’t for Brian Philips of Philips Fruit who let me use his forklift charge point to get some juice into my Nissan Leaf, I would have been left stranded in the town for days and given it was a Friday night with six groups of Hen Parties on the prowl, myself and Brad where starting to get nervous indeed”

When Newry Spud contacted the Council for comment, no one answered the phone as it was 4.31pm on a Friday when we called them.

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