Tue. Jan 19th, 2021


Newry’s Alliance Party Representative (yes that is an actual thing apparently) Helena Young has called for action on dog fouling in the city.

Mrs Young has called for any dog owner found not lifting up after their mut to be forced to wear a brown poop stain on their forehead for a week.

We spoke with Helena Young who told us:

“This might sound extreme and I suppose it is a little bit but I’m sick, sore and tired of selfish bastards letting their dog’s shite all over the place with out a care in the world.”

However one local Gavin Malone who asked not to be named told us:

“Ahh for fuck sake Helena banging on about dog shite again, aye?”

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