The Great-Granddaughter of the world’s greatest despot Adolf Hitler has started to work as a traffic warden in Newry we can reveal.

The small blonde who roams the area around Mary Street and the Market ‘fucking loves’ giving you a ticket.

We spoke with the girl Angela Hitler who said:

“It’s a great wee job this. We tell people we don’t get paid per ticket but of course we do. If you have a ticket already placed in your car’s window, I will wait until it’s out of time by 30 seconds and smack you with a fine. My Great-Grandfather Adolf would be so happy. Sieg Heil.”