Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

A man from Newry has been heavily criticised after not wishing some vague person on their friend’s list a happy birthday we can reveal.

The absolute monster a 35 year-old from Newry has been described as a ‘total bastard’ and a ‘savage’ after ignoring the Facebook notification that some person he never met in real life had a birthday today.

We spoke with the man who asked not to be named and he told Newry Spud:

“I just couldn’t wish this stranger a happy birthday. I am growing tired of having to share these fake sentiments when I don’t give a flying fuck what kind of day they have for becoming another year older.

I have been shunned by friends and neighbours and this morning someone threw an egg at me walking down Monaghan Street. If I had to do it all over again I would have just said ‘Happy Birthday mate’ and hit the ‘Like’ button but I can’t turn back the clock.”

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